Moving
First of all, let me just mention that coffee is a thing of great joy. Particularly when the beans it is made from grew up on an island in the Pacific :).
Anyway, non sequiturs aside, Mrs. Swank is really looking forward to living in Wisconsin. Last week, the Swanks put a deposit down on a three bedroom townhouse that everyone will like (okay, so we're just guessing on behalf of Jules and Abby, but there are plenty of opportunities to watch Cat TV through the windows, and the kibble is moving there, so we think they'll adapt quickly).

HOWEVER ... Mrs. Swank absolutely HATES moving. Surprising, I know, for those of you who know her (at one point, Mrs. Swank was averaging a new apartment every year or so). But moving makes Mrs. Swank crabby. She's trying not to unleash all that crabbiness on Mr. Swank, but sometimes it's hard, seeing as he's the only other person in the house who understands English.
Just under four weeks until the Swanks become cheeseheads ...
Anyway, non sequiturs aside, Mrs. Swank is really looking forward to living in Wisconsin. Last week, the Swanks put a deposit down on a three bedroom townhouse that everyone will like (okay, so we're just guessing on behalf of Jules and Abby, but there are plenty of opportunities to watch Cat TV through the windows, and the kibble is moving there, so we think they'll adapt quickly).

HOWEVER ... Mrs. Swank absolutely HATES moving. Surprising, I know, for those of you who know her (at one point, Mrs. Swank was averaging a new apartment every year or so). But moving makes Mrs. Swank crabby. She's trying not to unleash all that crabbiness on Mr. Swank, but sometimes it's hard, seeing as he's the only other person in the house who understands English.
Just under four weeks until the Swanks become cheeseheads ...


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